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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

3. Don't Be Evil

In this rarely seen photo, we see X standing in the side lines a few seconds before the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Some claim that Lee Harvey Oswald and X were friends in Korea.



Recently the investigating party found out that the picture in which Lee Harvey was shot had been tampered with. After intensive restoration it showed that X, allegedly Oswald's friend, witnessed the shooting. It raises a bunch of new questions, was Oswald supposed to die before he could point X as his accomplice?



This picture show's X's involvement in the 9/11 disaster. He's supposed to be one of the hijackers. Officials still haven't figured out how X survived the crash. "The guy must be either immortal or damn clever" says an NY police officer. There were no sightings of parachutes during the disaster.



Other photographs attesting to X's evil nature show him handing Eve the forbidden apple, boxing with Idi Amin, flying alongside Adolf Hitler, and controlling Keanu Reaves in the Devil's Advocate.

Who is this arch-criminal?

Answer:
Bert of Sesame Street

2 comments:

tannishka said...

doctor who

Milan Gupta said...

Bert of Sesame Street ("Bert is Evil")!