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Monday, September 5, 2011

50.Too Much Math For Chicks : A Must Read for every ____

Excerpts from X:

"In the beginning, there was no X... which was very unfortunate for world's first ____ Y and Z. Lacking an agreed upon set of social principles, Y killed Z and committed the first ___-cide. As a punishment, Y was doomed to walk the earth alone. Because without a ____, he had absolutely no chance to meet chicks."

"Centuries later a ___ from Sparta and a ___ froom Troy got in fight over a chick A, who had a face that launched a thousand ships ..... A war that could have been avoided had the ___ been familiar with most basic X - P (P = ___ before ###)."

All the blanks a related, and basic connect is defined like this :-
____ is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone else over backwards. In short, ___ is a lifelong companion you can trust will always be there for you, unless he's got something else going on.

B is the famous author of latest version X
Find X, Y, Z, A, B, P

4 comments:

athos314 said...

X - Bro Code
Y - Cain
Z - Abel
A - Helen
B - Barney Stinson
The blank in the definition - Wingman
P - Bros before hoes

themisfit said...

X- Bro Code
B - Barney Stinson
P - Bros before ho's
A - Helen

Y and Z - Cain and Abel

Solitary Physicist said...
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Solitary Physicist said...

The blank in the definition is BRO... wingman is a bro who pledges to do the following ( in addition to honoring "The Bro Code")...
1. Never allow wingman to go home with less than a six
2. Never leave the wingman behind when invited to a party
3. If wingman gets rejected, he shall unequivocally agree that she sucked anyway, irrespective of personal opinion.